Diary of A Wimpy Kid 

So I flooded the bathroom with lots of water

I really wish I would have been smarter

I knew dad would be really mad

But all I am is a young lad

I knew that I would have to find a fixture quick

But when I thought all I did was get sick

I was really nervous about what he would say

But I knew I would live another day

Everybody makes mistakes

And it’s nothing I haven’t done before

Even though there was water on the floor

I was really scared and didn’t know what do

But grandpa said he was going to the hardware store but he wouldn’t move

So when we got to the  to the hardware store we went to find some tools

That place was so boring all I did was drool

So we got back in the car to leave

But grandpa does not know how to drive

And with his driving I thought I was about to die

He failed his test last year and hasn’t driven since

But that was PAST TENSE

We were on the open road going really fast

I knew that this was not going to last

He ended up steering our car into the ditch

Mom came and asked us what were we thinking

I asked mom not to tell dad because I knew he would be mad

She said he would find out because of the car

Right now I knew I would be in so much trouble I just wanted to go to mars.

I’m always messing things up and can’t do anything right

So I went to bed thinking and full of fright