Diary Of A Wimpy Kid

By:Cade C.

Gregory

Monday

So yeah moms on her next goal that probably work out so this time she started a petition where people would go 24 hours without technology she had to have a hundred signatures to get the town to approve it.

So Mom got everyone in our family to sign it which I did not want to at all but I did because I love her. So she started off with 23 signatures she kept asking people around town but they didn’t  think it was a good idea, well I agree to I think it’s a terrible idea I need to play games to entertain myself or I will go crazy. But what am I worrying about I mean she will never hit 100 signatures no way!

Tuesday

I wake up this morning to find grandpa in our living room saying well “I need a place to stay because leisure towers is getting too expensive and I can’t afford it so he asked if he could stay and mom said yes and of course which room does he pick my room just my luck! 🙁 so now that  grandpa is staying at our house I can’t invite any friends over. Because mom is scared that he will scare them! 🙁

Wednesday

So mom’s petition is not going to good only 35 signatures. I heard Rodrick walk in and say he need money for his van of course Mom handed him 10$ and he walked out Dad told Mom that Rodrick is about to get a job because we can’t hand him money every time he needs gas. Rodrick looked for jobs and ended  up working at a Ice Cream Parlor were little kids came for their birthday Rodrick was on on his first shift so mom had the idea to go and see but he seemed kinda of nervous. So we just decided to go home. So on our way home we pull on to our street “Why are there so many cars out here mom asked” “I don’t know” dad said “I’m going inside to check”dad said I came in with him so we walk in to find a whole lot of elders having a party with grandpa who just so happened to be his lady friends.

Dad kicked everyone out so when the people left mom made people sign her petition.

It was just a bunch of elders  who probably did not even know that you can have technology and play it to entertain. Mom tricked a bunch of elderly’s into signing a petition for something they didn’t even know existed which was not fair 🙁

Thursday

So mom took her petition to the town hall today and they approved it our town was going technology free for 24 hours. I was so not happy about this whole deal I knew this was going to be a long day without anything to entertain myself with my dad told me that me and rowley should make a lemonade stand he gave us 20$ to help us get started so we went to the store on our bike’s and bought a bunch of stuff that we knew to buy. We bought lemons, sugar and waters. So when we get back me and rowley set up our lemonade stand and we get no customers. Maybe because the kid across the street had a huge lemonade stand with a sign that “Please help me buy medicine for my sick kitty” Which I think was a total lie I think he just wanted to attract customers by telling a lie. But finally we got our first customer it was a cyclist who was very thirsty we think so we asked if he would like to some lemonade but all he did was criticise on how it was to sweet then another customer showed up and then said no thank you and then criticised on how we used the same cup for every  customer. So we just quit the lemonade business and I doubt that dad would give us more money for supplies so I thought for a minute what if we made a fitness water so I named it NRG Fitness Water. We tried to sell at the same place but that other kid was getting all of the business so then I remembered that there was a big park cleanup going on down at the park so we loaded as much of our product into a wagon as we could and went down and even better news the water fountain was broke so i knew we would make a killing but we saw mom and mom told us to work and I said we’re  going to sell fitness water and she said that no one would buy it because why pay for water they already have I said the water fountain is broken but then when I turned around the lady’s in the flower bed started pouring the water on the ground like it was nothing. I was pretty aggravated  but then I ended up raking leaves for the rest of the day 🙁

Friday

So this morning I wake up and all the technology is back which I’m super happy about so a couple weeks ago dad yelled at me for not putting the cap back on the toothpaste bottle which I didn’t think was a big deal but when I brushed my teeth my hand accidently hit it in the drain and it went down and if dad knew the cap wasn’t on the bottle he would kill me so I went and got tools and took the sink apart but I think I was supposed to turn the valve off or something because water started spewing everywhere which I knew was a big deal I ran downstairs and got more towels but it started leaking through the roof and I knew I was in big trouble I knew this was not going to be good and I knew I was going to be in big trouble. 🙁